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- title: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
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description: Look, my liege! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I got better.
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image: 14
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author: 3
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- title: Well, I didn't vote for you.
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description: Well, we did do the nose. Why? Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
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image: 15
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author: 4
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- title: How do you know she is a witch?
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description: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. You don't vote for kings. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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image: 16
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author: 5
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- title: Shut up!
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description: Burn her! How do you know she is a witch? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
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image: 17
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author: 6
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- title: Weaseling out of things is important to learn.
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description: Please do not offer my god a peanut. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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image: 20
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author: 12
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- title: You don't like your job, you don't strike.
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description: "But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
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image: 21
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author: 13
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- title: I hope I didn't brain my damage.
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description: "I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."
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image: 22
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author: 14
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