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"title": "And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.",
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"description": "Look, my liege! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I got better.",
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"image": 14,
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"author": 3
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},
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{
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"title": "Well, I didn't vote for you.",
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"description": "Well, we did do the nose. Why? Shut up! Will you shut up?! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!",
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"image": 15,
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"author": 4
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},
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{
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"title": "How do you know she is a witch?",
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"description": "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. You don't vote for kings. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!",
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"image": 16,
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"author": 5
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},
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{
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"title": "Shut up!",
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"description": "Burn her! How do you know she is a witch? You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!",
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"image": 17,
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"author": 6
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},
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{
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"title": "Weaseling out of things is important to learn.",
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"description": "Please do not offer my god a peanut. That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?",
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"image": 20,
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"author": 12
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},
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{
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"title": "You don't like your job, you don't strike.",
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"description": "But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.",
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"image": 21,
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"author": 13
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},
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{
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"title": "I hope I didn't brain my damage.",
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"description": "I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.",
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"image": 22,
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"author": 14
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}
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